Rich and I are a bit bored at the moment and are taking every opportunity to explore all the little roads and lanes around us. We love finding a bit of mud or a river to play in (in the car obviously).
Last night, well early evening we went for a little venture out in my Landy, hoping we may see some interesting houses (out latest hobby) or maybe some wild life ( as we're a bit past wild life). We kind of drive up tracks only suitable for 4x4's. It can be a bit embarrassing when you roll up somebodys drive by mistake or go swanning down a dead end road, past houses with people outside BBQ-ing, pretending you know where you are going, only to have to do some very technical reversing, past all the BBQ-ing people again, whilst still trying to look like you are meant to be there and are not burglars, casing up potential houses.
Towards the end of our drive I decided we should take a right, up a little track. We admired the little stream on the left and commented how remote the place was when suddenly, around the corner were around a million tissues, I kid you not. We also came to a dead end. Whilst maneuvering, I got to inspect the 'tissues' closer. The tissues were in fact wet wipes and between the wet wipes were around a million condoms, all colours of the rainbow!
We soon realised that this is where the prostitutes must bring their punters. I always wondered how they managed to do business on the side of the road but they obviously have 'dens'. Judging by the amount of wet wipes and condoms, they must do a roaring trade!
The locals must know where these dens are so I was totally mortified to be spotted by two cars driving out of one, in our sign written Discovery!!!!!
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