Well the Fat Controller at the Buses has continued to block our garage in the evening. One of his people came in though and told us that he's ordered his drivers to do so. You can't blame the drivers they are just being dictated to.
Now whilst my boys fantasize about smashing his face in which would be a bit unrealistic considering his size and the size of my boys I have another plan. No, not disabling his buses in 2 seconds flat, outside our garage so they stay there much longer than anticipated or parking an old banger outside his nave at midnight. Although tempting, no. We could always just get our cars out and close our doors before the buses arrive but I've told my boys to kill him with kindness.
The plan being to accost The Fat Controller, hopefully in front of his staff and tell him that we believe he's a reasonable man and explain we are really trying to keep to his parking rules and are sorry if sometimes our customers don't always get it right but we are on to it as soon as we notice and tell him we really want to help make it easy for his buses and if there's anything more we can do .............
In my mind if we don't fuel his fire then really that puts us in control, which is of course where we want to be.
Watch this space ...............................
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