Getting Old

I noticed the other day, when my nail narnish looked a bit kind of lumpy, that infact I have verticle (thats the standing up one isn't it?) lines going down my nails. Feeling rather concerned, I showed Rich, who also has them and he informed me that he thought it was a calcium deficiency. I must admit the thought of this rather excited me, it would mean I could eat unlimted cheese and youghurt, yes? I could picture it, 'Should you be eating all that cheese, Emma' (thats Mums voice). 'Yes Mum I can eat as much cheese as I want as I have a calcium deficiency' (in smug voice). You may ask why I don't just drink milk but I haven't drunk milk since I was 3, think I had a bad experience with it but can't be sure. Anyway I had to Google my ridges to be sure. I typed in verticle ridges on nails, not sure if I was 3 clicks away from dying but being brave, only to find out my nails are an ageing process, not even a bloody calcium deficiency! AGEING!!!!! Can you believe it????