Prostitutes

Travelling down the N332 every day now I've noticed that I've started to give directions according to the prostitutes. Theres dancing lady, a pretty blonde who incidently I haven't seen all week, maybe she's on holiday or on her period or got a disease or something, anyway then a bit further south you have the fat lady (arrives in a white Opel Corsa) who's been hit with the ugly stick, amazingly her yellow toxic waste bin bag is always full but I suspect its all pie wrappers, then you have the one at the end of our lane who stares at Rich through the window when he's turning right in a right hand drive car, he nearly crashed the other day trying not to look at her as he didn't want to look right (gives him a headache, looking at other women)! My point is that I really think I need to give them names, it would be much easier. Any suggestions welcome .......