Neighbours from hell

Well the new neighbours have finally moved in. I guess most people would be quite pleased to have neighbours but Rich and I are not, this is because we are very selfish and had the whole lane to ourselves for some time so our dogs ran around freely and we're also hermits, we didn't used to be hermits, people may say I'm controlling and don't let Rich do anything as he always went out before he met me. People may also say Rich is controlling as I was a party girl, Daddio says Rich tamed the beast! But the truth is we're just old, boring and set in our ways. Anyway the neighbours arrived, along with a little dog, not too disimilar to Princess LuLu Luna Garside, not too bad we thought, although we had to rapidly block our gates to stop our dogs terrorising theirs, especially Ice (big canadian shepherd) who is partial to the odd episode of pinning people up against their cars and showing far too many teeth. The new neighbours generator was quieter than ours which was a huge bonus. All was good. Then last night after much horn blowing (don't know why) bloody Satan arrived. We haven't actually seen Satan yet but it has a very deep bark and I imagine its going to be a Pitbull or Am staff, juts got that feeling. Satan decided to go for it all night, bark, bark , bark, I had to put the fan on high so Rich didn't notice then when I went to muck out the horses at 6.30am all was quiet. I clattered about noisely, bashing the new B & Q wheelbarrow against the wall a few times, to give it something to bark about but nope, it didn't make a muff, it obviously has selective hearing between the hours of 10.00pm and 5.00am! Lets hope it settles down and tonight is more peaceful.